Hey everyone Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina primary! What really amazes me in all of this is the number of contradictions this makes for republicans.
1) Newt trashed Mitt Romney's wealth and his use of it in the election. Now a we all know the Republicans are the party that gave us the term "Job creators" so for Newt to make that sort of noise obviously means he's a socialist.
2)Newt took umbrage to the fact that at a debate the moderator asked him about his ex wife's statements about him wanting the freedom to bone his mistress while remaining married to his then wife. In short an open marriage. Do I have to point out that Newt led the charge to impeach president Clinton over his affair in the White House. While he was boning his mistress and married. So obviously Newt is against the conventional American nuclear family.
3) Oh he also took umbrage to the idea that he might have actually lobbied on behalf of Freddie May and Fanny Mac or whatever the hell they're called. So apparently these two groups paid him in excess of a million dollars for nothing. Making him a lazy no good cheat. Or he's lying and he used his influence to help these two groups bring much of America's economy to ruin.
4) Which brings us to his big selling point that, he's a Washington Outsider. Unless you count his 30+ years in the house. Or that he was speaker of the house, and then was forced to leave the position after he was busted for ethics violations.
So the republicans of South Carolina voted for a Socialist, Anti Family, Lazy good for nothing or hard working Washington Outsider Lobbyist, with no connections to the system at all, or too many for his own good.
Or the people of South Carolina are dumb as posts and bought a bill of goods. Which leads me to my next great innovation for the church. The sale of pre indulgences for the truly dumb. contact the good people of South Carolina on a one by one basis, and tell them the Church of Zodiac will forgive their sins, all of them for a fee of ten dollars which will guarantee them entrance to heaven no questions asked.
South Carolina has a population of about 8 million we should be able to clear a very nice profit very easily. And if we're lucky perhaps get a side benefit of a wave of "Heaven seekers" heading to the promised land straight away.
Get to the phones my faithful we have some holy bank to earn.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
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Monday, January 9, 2012
Yawn.... Wait WTF!!!
A long hiatus, or is it hangover I forget.. I got invited to a party in Omaha Nebraska, and I woke up in Reykjavik. Which sounds kind of dreary but is quite full of cute descendants of Vikings. So, I hung out for a bit. Which explains my absence. Of course when I returned someone turned on a TV. And before I could change the channel I saw it was Fox News. So in response to what I saw I must say.
Dear Bill O'reilly and Laura Ingraham
In regards to your comments regarding Planned Parenthood. A dissection of which can be found here.
http://mediamatters.org/research/201201050021 In it you said that the core of Planned Parenthood's business is abortion. Okay now I know that you are both talking heads for Fox News which probably means that you have to fail an IQ test to work there. But truth be told even pair of alleged intelligent people can notice that 3% of a business is not what one would call A core to build a business around. So let me make a few points clear.
1) I like pussy, there is no getting around that. The Cult of Dr Zodiac is a sex positive religion. And truth be told we view sex as a sacred matter to be indulged in with total abandon.
2) What I am and the members of my church are not fond of are STD's pregnancies for people totally unready to be parents, and lack of treatment for the routine infections to genitalia that happen in the course of daily life. The genuine core of Planned Parenthood's business deals with all of these issues. So the Church of Dr Zodiac as a organization firmly supports them in their continuing medical efforts.
3) Did I mention I am fond of pussy? So with that in mind Miss Ingraham could you perhaps not speak on the subject when we are uncertain as to whether or not you actually posses a vagina?
4) BillO. Allow me to say as a fellow Irish American I would like to say that your capacity for passing of ignorance as truth does nothing for your ethnicity at all, in fact you are helping to reinforce a number of stereotypes about the loud mouth dumb Mick. Please change your name to reflect something a bit more ignorant. Perhaps something like Smith or some other English surname.
5)Regarding: Pussy, and my desire of, I'll be honest the only reason it comes in slightly behind air in my desires in life is that it's difficult to enjoy anything sexual when I'm passed out due to asphyxia. With that in mind I tend to respectful of the people who A) provide it and B) maintain it. I have a simple rule on this subject, if you don't respect something you should get none of it. Which is why I am starting a campaign to get women to not have sex with either you, or anyone who is a fan of yours.
6) There is no point number 6.
7) Pussy, I'm a fan, just to point it out.
More new initiatives to recharge the church soon. Now then get out there and absolve some sins!!
Dear Bill O'reilly and Laura Ingraham
In regards to your comments regarding Planned Parenthood. A dissection of which can be found here.
http://mediamatters.org/research/201201050021 In it you said that the core of Planned Parenthood's business is abortion. Okay now I know that you are both talking heads for Fox News which probably means that you have to fail an IQ test to work there. But truth be told even pair of alleged intelligent people can notice that 3% of a business is not what one would call A core to build a business around. So let me make a few points clear.
1) I like pussy, there is no getting around that. The Cult of Dr Zodiac is a sex positive religion. And truth be told we view sex as a sacred matter to be indulged in with total abandon.
2) What I am and the members of my church are not fond of are STD's pregnancies for people totally unready to be parents, and lack of treatment for the routine infections to genitalia that happen in the course of daily life. The genuine core of Planned Parenthood's business deals with all of these issues. So the Church of Dr Zodiac as a organization firmly supports them in their continuing medical efforts.
3) Did I mention I am fond of pussy? So with that in mind Miss Ingraham could you perhaps not speak on the subject when we are uncertain as to whether or not you actually posses a vagina?
4) BillO. Allow me to say as a fellow Irish American I would like to say that your capacity for passing of ignorance as truth does nothing for your ethnicity at all, in fact you are helping to reinforce a number of stereotypes about the loud mouth dumb Mick. Please change your name to reflect something a bit more ignorant. Perhaps something like Smith or some other English surname.
5)Regarding: Pussy, and my desire of, I'll be honest the only reason it comes in slightly behind air in my desires in life is that it's difficult to enjoy anything sexual when I'm passed out due to asphyxia. With that in mind I tend to respectful of the people who A) provide it and B) maintain it. I have a simple rule on this subject, if you don't respect something you should get none of it. Which is why I am starting a campaign to get women to not have sex with either you, or anyone who is a fan of yours.
6) There is no point number 6.
7) Pussy, I'm a fan, just to point it out.
More new initiatives to recharge the church soon. Now then get out there and absolve some sins!!
Saturday, January 7, 2012
More and More and More
It seems like I let myself down writing wise for a while, but currently I can't stop. So here is where I will let my brain hang out for a bit and let the things just dangling have a chance to be seen or heard.
Somewhere toward the tail end of 2011 things went from busy to madly so. Thankfully all of it in a positive sort of way. Let me break it down for ya. I work a full time job. (Thank the gods!) I am organizing and participating in spoken word shows with the best damn group to work a stage. Organizing film shows at the Pizza Shoppe Collective, and putting together another art/fashion/film show with the Amazing Ann Myers and the rest of the Eventgelical crew.
Then I wrote a few pages of a script and talked Independent Gorilla films into making it. As the saying goes I am busier than the proverbial one legged man in the ass kicking contest. Which is all good. This is the stuff I want to do. All of it I hope are stepping stones to the life I want to lead. It has meant setting aside such things as gaming, and my other geekery, all of which I am quite loyal to and will return to once the time allows.
Somewhere though there is a voice in the back of my mind who keeps talking. You know who it is. My amazing alter ego who plans world domination. Is helping us all achieve eternal salvation or triple your money back, and is quite happy to knock it out with with most any woman willing to hold still. That's right Dr Zodiac's voice is being heard again. Let's be honest with all that's going in my life its hard to see the world around me, but when I do it just seems to be getting crazier and dumber and more insane by the day. Which is the environment he needs to exist in.
A world where Rick Perry makes the dumbest campaign ad ever, Rick Santorum makes the statement that "Healthcare is a luxury" and on and on and on. I am so grateful to these people. In comparison my money mad, power mad sex crazed alter ego is a legitimate alternative to these people. They are all crazy but in a manner that makes us think. "Same Old Shit." Dr Zodiac is crazy in a way that might make you smile.
So come in lets reform the Cult. The band is getting back together. It's a world full of sin, and we know just how to absolve all of it.
Somewhere toward the tail end of 2011 things went from busy to madly so. Thankfully all of it in a positive sort of way. Let me break it down for ya. I work a full time job. (Thank the gods!) I am organizing and participating in spoken word shows with the best damn group to work a stage. Organizing film shows at the Pizza Shoppe Collective, and putting together another art/fashion/film show with the Amazing Ann Myers and the rest of the Eventgelical crew.
Then I wrote a few pages of a script and talked Independent Gorilla films into making it. As the saying goes I am busier than the proverbial one legged man in the ass kicking contest. Which is all good. This is the stuff I want to do. All of it I hope are stepping stones to the life I want to lead. It has meant setting aside such things as gaming, and my other geekery, all of which I am quite loyal to and will return to once the time allows.
Somewhere though there is a voice in the back of my mind who keeps talking. You know who it is. My amazing alter ego who plans world domination. Is helping us all achieve eternal salvation or triple your money back, and is quite happy to knock it out with with most any woman willing to hold still. That's right Dr Zodiac's voice is being heard again. Let's be honest with all that's going in my life its hard to see the world around me, but when I do it just seems to be getting crazier and dumber and more insane by the day. Which is the environment he needs to exist in.
A world where Rick Perry makes the dumbest campaign ad ever, Rick Santorum makes the statement that "Healthcare is a luxury" and on and on and on. I am so grateful to these people. In comparison my money mad, power mad sex crazed alter ego is a legitimate alternative to these people. They are all crazy but in a manner that makes us think. "Same Old Shit." Dr Zodiac is crazy in a way that might make you smile.
So come in lets reform the Cult. The band is getting back together. It's a world full of sin, and we know just how to absolve all of it.
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